Sex Insurance
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2014 8:30 am
Due to rising costs & lack of funds
The government has announced that Sexual Diseases & Injuries will no longer be covered on the NHS
It has provided list of recommended insurers divided into categories so it is easy to find insurer for your lifestyle
If you sleep with your wife:
Legal and General.
If you sleep with your girlfriend:
Mutual Trust.
If you sleep with a prostitute:
Commercial Union.
If you sleep with all types:
Group Life.
If your wife lets you sleep around:
Liberty Life
Sex on the phone:
Direct Line
Sex with your partner:
Standard life
Sex with a transvestite:
Confused.com
Sex with someone different:
GoCompare.com
Sex with a fat Bird:
MoreThan.com
Sex on the back seat of a car:
SheilasWheels.com
Sex with a posh bird:
Privileged
If you fit all categories:
Quote Me Happy
The government has announced that Sexual Diseases & Injuries will no longer be covered on the NHS
It has provided list of recommended insurers divided into categories so it is easy to find insurer for your lifestyle
If you sleep with your wife:
Legal and General.
If you sleep with your girlfriend:
Mutual Trust.
If you sleep with a prostitute:
Commercial Union.
If you sleep with all types:
Group Life.
If your wife lets you sleep around:
Liberty Life
Sex on the phone:
Direct Line
Sex with your partner:
Standard life
Sex with a transvestite:
Confused.com
Sex with someone different:
GoCompare.com
Sex with a fat Bird:
MoreThan.com
Sex on the back seat of a car:
SheilasWheels.com
Sex with a posh bird:
Privileged
If you fit all categories:
Quote Me Happy