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Posted: **Sat Aug 09, 2014 5:45 am**

Some guitarists' solo faces look like they've just realised they're holding giant slug creatures.

More examples at http://slugsolos.tumblr.com/

Posted: **Sat Aug 09, 2014 6:31 am**

A lot of those facial expressions also look like they just got a hard kick in the balls...

Posted: **Sat Aug 09, 2014 3:50 pm**

Or that they're having a particularly challenging bowel movement...

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Posted: **Sat Aug 09, 2014 10:21 pm**

Or that they're having a particularly challenging bowel movement...

If that is something from your personal experience inventory there are several fine cereals and stool softeners I can recommend.

Posted: **Sun Aug 10, 2014 12:20 am**

Lord Jim wrote:A lot of those facial expressions also look like they just got a hard kick in the balls...

Or that they're having a particularly challenging bowel movement...

Oh, come on...the giant slugs are a much funnier explanation.

Posted: **Sun Aug 10, 2014 1:08 am**

I dunno. I think Carlos has the challenging bowel movement syndrome. That's why he sang -

I've got to change my underwear - baby
Before I start loving you
I've got to change - baby
That steaming turd is popping through

It's got me hopping and flopping all over town
I'm sometimes peeing and pooping - I smell like a cow
This can't last long...
Lord knows I've got to change..baby....

Posted: **Sun Aug 10, 2014 2:36 am**

TPFKA@W wrote:
Or that they're having a particularly challenging bowel movement...
If that is something from your personal experience inventory there are several fine cereals and stool softeners I can recommend.

Are these fine cereals and stool softeners that you can recommend based on your own "personal experience inventory"?

(You walked right in to that one...

)

Posted: **Sun Aug 10, 2014 2:57 am**

Dude, she's a nurse. She is professionally required to know these things!

Posted: **Sun Aug 10, 2014 3:06 am**

Lord Jim wrote:
TPFKA@W wrote:
Or that they're having a particularly challenging bowel movement...
If that is something from your personal experience inventory there are several fine cereals and stool softeners I can recommend.
Are these fine cereals and stool softeners that you can recommend based on your own "personal experience inventory"?

(You walked right in to that one... )

As Guin pointed out I was offering you professional advice.

I can even don a glove and digitally facilitate, if you promise not to fall in love....

Posted: **Sun Aug 10, 2014 3:47 am**

Using one of these....

Posted: **Sun Aug 10, 2014 6:31 pm**

You saying Jim's a hard ass?

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