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Anyone seen our tits?

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:22 am
by Gob
Storm in a C-cup - 130,000 boobs lost at sea



More than 130,000 inflatable breasts have been lost at sea en route to Australia.

Men's magazine Ralph was planning to include the boobs as a free gift with its January issue.

The cargo is worth about $200,000, which is another blow for publisher ACP's parent company PBL, which is already in $4.3 billion of debt.

A spokeswoman for Ralph said the container left docks in Beijing two weeks ago but turned up empty in Sydney this week.

The magazine has put out an alert to shipping authorities to see if they have the container, but if they don't turn up in the next 48 hours it will be too late for the next issue, she said.

Ralph editor Santi Pintado urged anyone who has any information to contact the magazine.

``Unless Somali pirates have stolen them its difficult to explain where they are,'' Pintado said.

``If anyone finds any washed up on a beach, please let us know.''

http://www.watoday.com.au/national/stor ... rom=smh_ft

Re: Anyone seen our tits?

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:25 am
by Crackpot
sounds to me like they're full of hot air.

Re: Anyone seen our tits?

Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 3:15 am
by @meric@nwom@n
Something about this story seems fake.

Re: Anyone seen our tits?

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:10 pm
by Beer Sponge
"Unless Somali pirates have stolen them its difficult to explain where they are,'' Pintado said.
I had a mental image of Somali pirates with fake breasts. :shock: Anyone else?

Yo ho ho! :lol:

Re: Anyone seen our tits?

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 5:42 pm
by Miles
I had a mental image of Somali pirates with fake breasts. Anyone else?

Yo ho ho!
I suggest someone contact Sponge Bob and Patrick.................they can find them. :nana :ok