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Einstein, Newton and Pascal meet up for a few beers.

After a few, they decide to have a game of hide and seek.

Einstein decides to let the others hide, closes his eyes and starts to count slowly up to 100.

Pascal legs it and catches a bus home.

Newton walks off a few yards, scratches his head then removes a piece of chalk from his pocket and draws a square with sides 1 meter and stands in it.

Einstein gets to 100, opens his eyes and immediately shouts that he sees Newton.

Newton points out that as he is standing inside the square metre he is obviously Pascal

or

Einstein looks up and immediately spots Newton standing right in front of him. He says, "I found you, Pascal!"

I guess Einstein would have found that relatively funny.

When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a tortoise. Regaining consciousness in the emergency room, he was asked what caused the accident. "I really can't remember," the snail replied. "You see, it all happened so fast."