Chillean Miners Jokes

[Reality Bytes]

Well it's almost over.
After 69 days of doing nothing a group of men in
hard hats and high visibility jackets are getting
ready to go home.

The council have finally filled in the pothole
at the end of my road ...


I said to my wife in bed "Give me a chilean
miner!"

She said "Is that the one where I go down
to the bottom of your shaft and stay there 'til
Christmas?"

I replied, "No, that's the one where you
fuck off down a hole and don't bother me for 4
months."

One of those Chilean miners is well pissed off -
he forgot to clock in!

The 33 trapped miners in Chile are now being
supplied with rice and beans. And relatives have
lit candles around the entrance.

They haven't thought this through........

Elisabeth Fritzl has just Tweeted that the Chilean
miners are lightweights.

"Chilean miners haven't seen sunlight in over
70 days" - Big deal...

They should try experiencing a British summer.

They said it would take until Christmas to get
them all out. What the fuck am I going to do with 10,000
Chilean Miner themed advent Calendars Now?

What do you get if you throw a piano down the
Chilean mine?

A flat minor

There haven't been this many miners on the news
since Gary Glitter took his laptop to PC World.

[Gob]