Purchasing vs leasing
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:03 pm
Purchasing
The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather.
Leasing
On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner charges $4,000 per night.
This is Kristen.
Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million in total, for sex every night for 5 years:
(a $41.7 million savings).
Value-added benefits are:
a 22 year old
no begging
no coaxing
never a headache
happily agrees to all requests
no complaining
no honey-do lists
has TWO great LEGS!!
Best of all, she leaves, and comes back when asked. All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.
Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.
The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather.
Leasing
On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner charges $4,000 per night.
This is Kristen.
Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million in total, for sex every night for 5 years:
(a $41.7 million savings).
Value-added benefits are:
a 22 year old
no begging
no coaxing
never a headache
happily agrees to all requests
no complaining
no honey-do lists
has TWO great LEGS!!
Best of all, she leaves, and comes back when asked. All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.
Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.