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Comment of the month!

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2015 11:52 pm
by Gob
A man who propositioned schoolgirls in the street while high on unleaded petrol is facing jail after breaching an ASBO banning him from drinking the fuel.

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Robert Stephens was found drunkenly staggering around a petrol station having bought a gallon of unleaded fuel less than eight hours after being released from prison for a string of offences. The 23-year-old, who is addicted to drinking and sniffing gasoline, was first handed an ASBO banning him from large swathes of his home city following a bizarre drunken outburst during which he taunted unsuspecting women with sexual jibes.

This involved approaching two schoolgirls and saying to them: 'If you're old enough to smoke you're old enough to suck my d***'. On the same day he violently threatened his grandfather. He was also issued with an ASBO banning him from drinking petrol after investigators noted the connection between the habit and his offences. In court, one official said: 'Stephens is known to drink and sniff petrol and during his spree of offences it was noted by some witnesses that he smelled strongly of petrol.
Me, Bournemouth Dorset, 2 hours ago
It sounds like this guy needs psychiatric help, not an asbo.

TLBerry, Bedford, United Kingdom, 1 hour ago
Agreed, but I'd still like to see him light one of his farts :-)
Others;
Modclassa, Snorbans, 2 hours ago
I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid, but I can stop anytime I want to!!

LordElpus, York, United Kingdom, 1 hour ago
Drinking battery acid is illegal . But at least you get a dry cell !

Time for revolution, Stockton, United Kingdom, 2 hours ago
Can't really blame him...after all it is about 5p a litre cheaper than diesel

keith lewis, maidstone, United Kingdom, 2 hours ago
What stupid fuel would do a thing like that ?

Sunny D, London, United Kingdom, 2 hours ago
he should switch to brake fluid .. Might help him stop

Hat head, Garden, United Kingdom, 2 hours ago
How many miles to the gallon can he walk

jimmy clitheroe, brighton, United Kingdom, 36 minutes ago
It`s a cry for help, he is sending out an esso---s

John, Lancashire, United Kingdom, 1 hour ago
Does he collect Nectar Points?

Re: Comment of the month!

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 1:08 am
by Gob
Certainly a high octane life-style.

Sainsburys selling him a gallon of petrol, "Are you drinking it here, or would you like a takeaway cup sir."

You could be humane and offer him a cigarette....

Wonder when his MoT is due?

Re: Comment of the month!

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 1:21 am
by Joe Guy
My contributions...

He is obviously a gasoholic...(too easy)

His girlfriend's name is Ethyl.

His favorite song: What kind of fuel am I?

It has been said that when he is high he is a gas to be around.

Someone gave him some fuel in a drinking glass and he said,"This isn't the best but diesel do."