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Sex with Dog Prank Gets Rugby Player in Trouble

Published : Thursday, 04 Nov 2010, 4:19 PM CDT



Australian rugby player Joel Monaghan has admitted to simulating sex with a dog after social media spread an incriminating photo worldwide, according to the Herald Sun.

According to the report , Monaghan is facing termination after allowing himself to be photographed seemingly receiving oral sex from the canine.

The image, which was posted on Twitter, quickly spread across the globe and sparked outrage.

As the team investigates, Monaghan's agent released this statement, according to the article: "Joel can't blame anyone but himself for an act of stupidity that will haunt him for the rest of his life. Joel wants to make it clear that he was the one playing a prank on an absent teammate by simulating the act … It was a moment of abject stupidity brought about by too much drink and a complete lack of any thought process."

The statement also read that Monaghan has already undergone counseling to help him cope with the event.

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/weird/ ... in-Trouble

Oh would i love to be there the next time he goes out on the pitch!!

Gives a whole new meaning to "Fucking the dog."

Social media strikes again!

Remember: Never post pics drunk!

loCAtek wrote:Social media strikes again!

Remember: Never post pics EVER!

Fixed that for you.

It's gone global!!

Joke'em if they can't take a fuck!

Britney can flash her nekkid cooter; Paris and Pamela can make viral sex tapes; but a fully clothed bloke can't play with his dog, in an obvious prank!?



Is PETA behind this!!!?



PS - ThX, I've always wanted an excuse to use that smiley

a moment of abject stupidity brought about by too much drink and a complete lack of any thought process."

That explains so many things one sees...

Is PETA behind this!!!?

PETA wouldn't object, so long as the sex was consensual...

Young and stupid certainly holds a high price.

@meric@nwom@n wrote:Young and stupid certainly holds a high price.

Lost my sense of smell to being that. (halloween 1980 to be precise)

oldr_n_wsr wrote:

@meric@nwom@n wrote:Young and stupid certainly holds a high price.

Lost my sense of smell to being that. (halloween 1980 to be precise)

Would you mind elaborating?

Please do!!

In 1980 I had a halloween party and consumed vast quantities alcohol and a few different types of "illegal substances". My girlfriend (now my wife) was leaving to go home and I said she was too drunk to drive so I drove her home. It was only 4 blocks away (not to excuse DUI but times were different back then) and I figured I would walk home after I got her and her friend home.

So we get to her house and I start walking home and about a block away from her house her and her friend drive up. They say get in and they'll drive me home. I say no and tell them to get back to her house. Her friend then suggests I should get on the hood of the car. Being the yngr_n_dmbr person I was at the time I jump up on the hood (you could actually sit on cars and not dent them back then) and away we go. As she's driving I climb on the roof then down on to the trunk. So I'm sitting on the trunk with my legs hanging off the back and I think to myself, "there's a stop sign coming up, when she stops I'm going to jump off and she'll think I fell off at some point". So I feel the car starting to slow down and just as I figure she's going to stop I jump off, only she didn't stop, she pulled away. Off the back of the car I go (remember I am facing backwards) and I fall backwards and slam the back, left side of my head on the road. Out cold for about 30-45 seconds (near as I can tell).

I get up and stumble back home and go to bed. I wake up the next morning with a splitting headache and every time I lay down, my head starts spinning and I have to barf. Everytime I stand or sit up, my headache gets worse. At the time I really didn't have much recollection of what happened the night before and figure it's a really bad hangover. This continues for much of the day and my mom is getting worried so she takes me to the hospital. They find I have a fractured skull behind my left ear (which had blood in it too). The ER doc calls in a neurosurgeon on a consult and he tells me I probably lost my sense of smell. (I had a cold at the time and couldn't smell anything anyway). Things started coming back to me and I figured out what happened in bits and pieces. I told my parents I tripped and hit my head on the concrete wall in the cellar entrance when I was carrying the keg outside after the party.

As doc explained to me when I hit my head, my brain sloshed back and forth severing the sinus nerves where they pass through the front of the skull. Been to a few neurosurgeons over the years and they all say there is no "fix" for it. They say it also happens to people who get whiplash from car accidents and other head injuries.

This is also the story of how I chose the nic oldr_n_wsr way back when I first joined the DAF. (Told this story then too as there was a discussion about some kid doing something stupid and should he get a Darwin award)

Not to make light of a serious situation.....BUT.........That is really, really funny. I feel confident in saying that If you and I had grown up in close proximity we would have been good friends.

Yep, same here!!

O dear oldr, what a nincompoop you were. Glad you outgrew it.

Miles wrote:Not to make light of a serious situation.....BUT.........That is really, really funny. I feel confident in saying that If you and I had grown up in close proximity we would have been good friends.

No problem making light of it. Whenever I say to someone "I can't smell" they say "yes you do". Been going on for 30 years.
I miss the smell of pot roast simmering on the stove.
I miss the smell of marijuana buring in a pipe.
I do wish I could have smelled the scent of my children when they were born/growing up. I remember that "baby smell" (not after the dump they had in their diaper, the clean fresh smell that new babies skin has).
I do miss my wifes perfume (after she changed it due to my alergies).

They say taste is closely linked to smell and I found that to be true for about the first 5 years. Then the tastebuds must have revolted and took over the job as I can taste pretty well probably better than most if their nose is stopped up.

I did plenty of stupid things when I was yngr_n_dmbr and I credit my wife for saving my life by marrying me. I think I would have gone and done something one can't recover from had I not had her and her "stable" influence.

We used to play what we called "Starsky and Hutch" where one of us would drive the car at one of us standing in the road. As the car got closer teh guy in the road would start running at the car and then when they met, the runner would jump/hurdle putting one foot on the hood then stride to the roof then to the trunk then to the ground. Somehow we nevre got hurt or fell doing that. Probably why we stopped doing it, it got boring. One time we did try and see if we could just stand still in the road, wait for het car and just jump straight up and have the car pass under, but we found out "white men can't jump" and broke and ankle (not me) and a windshield.

He's got his own youtube "meme" song now