Smoke SPUDS...

[Lord Jim]

When you absolutely positively have to smoke a cigarette while you're taking a shower, only a SPUD will do:



Or if you need to be hypnotized into buying cigarettes:



"You're going to try SPUD tommorrow!"

(I have to believe that second Amazing Criswell take-off ad was considered campy even in 1957....)

[BoSoxGal]

Thank goodness some things change!

[MajGenl.Meade]

Do they come with filter chips?

[Long Run]

If Alexia were to make these spuds, they might get more than a few people hooked.

[MajGenl.Meade]

As a name for cigarettes, Spud just isn't all that apeeling

[TPFKA@W]

At what point ever does a cigarette have a "fresh, clean taste"?

Smoking is, hands down, outside of picking your nose and eating the pickings, the nastiest thing a human can do.


Smoke Plenty Until Dead. Spud. Yep.

[MajGenl.Meade]

Damn! I thought eating other people's boogers was the nastiest thing. It gets boring in the movie theaters and once the popcorn's gone...

[TPFKA@W]

The only thing dirtier than number 93's uniform is the inside of his lungs.

Too bad you can't get a prepaid funeral package with those Raleigh coupons.
Are those old peculators actually "luxury" gifts?

Wow, nothing says romance like having smoke blown in your face in front of a roaring fire.

[dales]

Light 'em if you got 'em.