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When you absolutely positively have to smoke a cigarette while you're taking a shower, only a SPUD will do:



Or if you need to be hypnotized into buying cigarettes:



"You're going to try SPUD tommorrow!"

(I have to believe that second Amazing Criswell take-off ad was considered campy even in 1957....)

Thank goodness some things change!

Do they come with filter chips?

If Alexia were to make these spuds, they might get more than a few people hooked.

As a name for cigarettes, Spud just isn't all that apeeling

At what point ever does a cigarette have a "fresh, clean taste"?

Smoking is, hands down, outside of picking your nose and eating the pickings, the nastiest thing a human can do.


Smoke Plenty Until Dead. Spud. Yep.

Damn! I thought eating other people's boogers was the nastiest thing. It gets boring in the movie theaters and once the popcorn's gone...

The only thing dirtier than number 93's uniform is the inside of his lungs.

Too bad you can't get a prepaid funeral package with those Raleigh coupons.
Are those old peculators actually "luxury" gifts?

Wow, nothing says romance like having smoke blown in your face in front of a roaring fire.

Light 'em if you got 'em.