Home Security for Seniors

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Gob
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Home Security for Seniors

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Now that I'm on a fixed income pension, I've disconnected my home alarm system,

Turned off my external lights and de-registered from the Neighbourhood Watch.

I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front garden, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the centre.

Local Police, Federal Police, the Army and all my neighbours are watching the house 24/7.

I am watched everywhere I go.

I've never felt safer, and I'm saving $149.50 a month.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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that s funny.
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:lol:
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