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Home Security for Seniors

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 11:46 pm
by Gob
Now that I'm on a fixed income pension, I've disconnected my home alarm system,

Turned off my external lights and de-registered from the Neighbourhood Watch.

I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front garden, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the centre.

Local Police, Federal Police, the Army and all my neighbours are watching the house 24/7.

I am watched everywhere I go.

I've never felt safer, and I'm saving $149.50 a month.

Re: Home Security for Seniors

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 11:58 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Home Security for Seniors

Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 12:03 am
by wesw
that s funny.

Re: Home Security for Seniors

Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 3:51 am
by Econoline
:lol: