Jokes
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2015 6:56 am
I went round my mates farm the other day, and I found Dave in his barn dancing naked around his John Deere. "What the fuck are you doing?" .
Dave stops dancing & says, "My wife has been ignoring me lately so I talked to my psychiatrist and he said I needed to do some thing sexy to a tractor."
Don't make fun of fat people.
They have enough on their plates.
Egyptologists have discovered a mummy that was covered in nuts and chocolate.
They believe it may be Pharaoh Roché
What is Braille for "do not touch?"
Dave stops dancing & says, "My wife has been ignoring me lately so I talked to my psychiatrist and he said I needed to do some thing sexy to a tractor."
Don't make fun of fat people.
They have enough on their plates.
Egyptologists have discovered a mummy that was covered in nuts and chocolate.
They believe it may be Pharaoh Roché
What is Braille for "do not touch?"