The right to bare arms

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The right to bare arms

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I went over to the local gun shop to get a small 9 mm handgun for home protection.

When I was ready to pay for the gun and bullets, the cashier said "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!!!

I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer. Needless to say, I didn't get a gun. But.....
.........I still don't think I looked that bad.
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Re: The right to bare arms

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You could have just worn your grandpa singlet t-shirt, same reaction and everything without so much bother. :shock:
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