The right to bare arms
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 9:30 pm
I went over to the local gun shop to get a small 9 mm handgun for home protection.
When I was ready to pay for the gun and bullets, the cashier said "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!!!
I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer. Needless to say, I didn't get a gun. But.....
.........I still don't think I looked that bad.
When I was ready to pay for the gun and bullets, the cashier said "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!!!
I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer. Needless to say, I didn't get a gun. But.....
.........I still don't think I looked that bad.
