That's Why I Shop At Target, Rather Than Walmart

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dales
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That's Why I Shop At Target, Rather Than Walmart

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Shoppers at a Target in San Jose were browsing the aisles in search of bargains early Wednesday morning when they heard the sounds of loud porn over the PA system.

The inappropriate audio track included sexually explicit language and profanities and the sounds of people moaning and groaning with pleasure.

The recording left shoppers feeling flushed, uncomfortable and violated.

"My body said, Wait a minute, that's not right.' Chris Minor told KCBS. "I was uneasy."

The store made an announcement apologizing and then the X-rated recording began playing again.

Target said in a statement the store is investigating the situation.

We are actively reviewing the situation with the team to better understand what happened and to help ensure this doesn't happen again," Target spokesperson Molly Snyder said. "Because this is an active investigation, I'm unable to share additional details, but we want our guests to know that we take this very seriously."

In July, a similar incident occurred at a Target in San Luis Obispo and staff evacuated the store while they figured out how to turn off the inappropriate audio. WHAT A BUNCH OF KILLJOYS!

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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Re: That's Why I Shop At Target, Rather Than Walmart

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And thus was born the expression, "Target me, baby."

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Re: That's Why I Shop At Target, Rather Than Walmart

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The recording left shoppers feeling flushed, uncomfortable and violated.
Presumably the ones who felt flushed were not the same ones who felt uncomfortable and violated...
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