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Cornish, Hen?

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From the outside looking in, those of us who hail from south of the Tamar Bridge must seem like a bunch of backwards nutters. We’re home to innumerable pagan freaks - invariably called things like Luna or Aurora - selling magic crystals, aura cleansing, animal healing and paranormal investigation, who talk of ‘disembodied spirits’ and ‘the world beyond our physical plane’ as if they were as real and commonplace as shoelaces or tea bags.

We’ve seen a popular campaign for bilingual street signs in English and Cornish, despite the fact that Dolly Pentreath, the last person to be born with Kernewek (Cornish) as their mother tongue, died in 1777. Then there’s the Cornish independence movement, spearheaded in the ‘80s by moronic militant group An Gof, whose campaign of terror got as far as starting a fire in a hairdressers in Penzance after mistaking it for a branch of Bristol and West building society, and setting a bingo hall ablaze in Redruth (nice one geniuses - like stopping a few grannies from getting their blue rinses done and blowing their pensions down the bingo every Thursday night is going to start a revolution).

Meanwhile An Gof’s modern successors, The Cornish Liberation Army, are best known as the bunch of tosspots who threatened to burn down Rick Stein’s Seafood Restaurant in Padstow and attack Jamie Oliver’s Fifteen in Newquay, (a venture set up to help disadvantaged young locals start a career in catering). They also demanded that all English flags in Cornwall be destroyed on account of being a ‘hated and oppressive [...] blood banner.’ Bloomin’ heck it’s the Cross of St. George, not a swastika.
http://sabotagetimes.com/travel/terrori ... f-cornwall
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MajGenl.Meade wrote:
From the outside looking in, those of us who hail from south of the Tamar Bridge must seem like a bunch of backwards nutters. We’re home to innumerable pagan freaks - invariably called things like Luna or Aurora - selling magic crystals, aura cleansing, animal healing and paranormal investigation, who talk of ‘disembodied spirits’ and ‘the world beyond our physical plane’ as if they were as real and commonplace as shoelaces or tea bags.

We’ve seen a popular campaign for bilingual street signs in English and Cornish, despite the fact that Dolly Pentreath, the last person to be born with Kernewek (Cornish) as their mother tongue, died in 1777. Then there’s the Cornish independence movement, spearheaded in the ‘80s by moronic militant group An Gof, whose campaign of terror got as far as starting a fire in a hairdressers in Penzance after mistaking it for a branch of Bristol and West building society, and setting a bingo hall ablaze in Redruth (nice one geniuses - like stopping a few grannies from getting their blue rinses done and blowing their pensions down the bingo every Thursday night is going to start a revolution).

Meanwhile An Gof’s modern successors, The Cornish Liberation Army, are best known as the bunch of tosspots who threatened to burn down Rick Stein’s Seafood Restaurant in Padstow and attack Jamie Oliver’s Fifteen in Newquay, (a venture set up to help disadvantaged young locals start a career in catering). They also demanded that all English flags in Cornwall be destroyed on account of being a ‘hated and oppressive [...] blood banner.’ Bloomin’ heck it’s the Cross of St. George, not a swastika.
http://sabotagetimes.com/travel/terrori ... f-cornwall

You Anglo Saxon swine; so, you approve of stealing other peoples land. All of Britain belongs to Celtic people and all they want is just that little piece of southern Britain. If you had any decency you all would get out of all of Britain, go back to Germany and give the land back to the natives. :)
I expected to be placed in an air force combat position such as security police, forward air control, pararescue or E.O.D. I would have liked dog handler. I had heard about the dog Nemo and was highly impressed. “SFB” is sad I didn’t end up in E.O.D.

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