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dales
Posts: 10922 Joined: Sat Apr 17, 2010 5:13 am
Location: SF Bay Area - NORTH California - USA
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by dales » Mon Nov 30, 2015 11:01 pm
BITE ME, PUTIN!
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
rubato
MajGenl.Meade
Posts: 21181 Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:51 am
Location: Groot Brakrivier
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by MajGenl.Meade » Mon Nov 30, 2015 11:16 pm
"I knew we shouldn't have had this Convention in Cleveland!"
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
oldr_n_wsr
Posts: 10838 Joined: Sun Apr 18, 2010 1:59 am
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by oldr_n_wsr » Wed Dec 02, 2015 2:53 pm
I'll take "Maintain Your Sanity" for $200 Alex.
dales
Posts: 10922 Joined: Sat Apr 17, 2010 5:13 am
Location: SF Bay Area - NORTH California - USA
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by dales » Mon Dec 21, 2015 2:47 am
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
rubato
Joe Guy
Posts: 14956 Joined: Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:40 pm
Location: Redweird City, California
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by Joe Guy » Mon Dec 21, 2015 3:03 am
Obama: Well, now we uh... both farted. It's just a waiting game from here on...
Putin: He won't realize that my farts have sarin in them until it's too late. Take that, American weakling!!
Econoline
Posts: 9607 Joined: Sun Apr 18, 2010 6:25 pm
Location: DeKalb, Illinois...out amidst the corn, soybeans, and Republicans
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by Econoline » Mon Dec 21, 2015 3:12 am
Even better:
Obama: Well, now we uh... both farted. It's just a waiting game from here on...
Putin: He won't realize that my farts have sarin in them until it's too late. Take that, American weakling!!
Obama Heh heh, they were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to sarin...
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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God @The Tweet of God
wesw
Posts: 9646 Joined: Thu Aug 21, 2014 1:24 am
Location: the eastern shore
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by wesw » Mon Dec 21, 2015 5:59 pm
"Barack, i m sorry that you don t want to get in the barrel. you should have thought of that before you availed yourself of it s services all week".
"now, get in , or I put you in..."
Econoline
Posts: 9607 Joined: Sun Apr 18, 2010 6:25 pm
Location: DeKalb, Illinois...out amidst the corn, soybeans, and Republicans
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by Econoline » Mon Dec 21, 2015 8:43 pm
"Let's see now.......ummmmm........hmmmmm,,,,,,,,,uh, no, *I * can't think of anyone who's a bigger asshole than Trump, either..."
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
—
God @The Tweet of God
oldr_n_wsr
Posts: 10838 Joined: Sun Apr 18, 2010 1:59 am
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by oldr_n_wsr » Tue Dec 22, 2015 8:29 pm
So which obamacare plan were you thinking of purchasing?
Joe Guy
Posts: 14956 Joined: Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:40 pm
Location: Redweird City, California
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by Joe Guy » Tue Dec 22, 2015 9:09 pm
Putin: Can we watch something else besides The Jeffersons ?
Bicycle Bill
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Location: Surrounded by Trumptards in Rockland, WI – a small rural village in La Crosse County
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by Bicycle Bill » Wed Dec 23, 2015 3:11 pm
oldr_n_wsr wrote: Rock, paper, scissors?
Nyet!! Rok, bumaga, nožnicy, jaŝericy, Spok.
-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
oldr_n_wsr
Posts: 10838 Joined: Sun Apr 18, 2010 1:59 am
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by oldr_n_wsr » Wed Dec 23, 2015 3:19 pm
I ban BB for speaking a foriegn language.
Oh wait, wrong thread
Never mind.
Big RR
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by Big RR » Wed Dec 23, 2015 3:40 pm
Don't worry, they'll bring us our ties and belts right after they're inspected.
TPFKA@W
Posts: 4833 Joined: Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:50 am
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by TPFKA@W » Wed Dec 23, 2015 4:18 pm
Get with the times, it's rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock.