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Caption This? -or- Maintain Your Sanity
Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2015 11:01 pm
by dales
BITE ME, PUTIN!
Re: Caption This? -or- Maintain Your Sanity
Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2015 11:16 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
"I knew we shouldn't have had this Convention in Cleveland!"
Re: Caption This? -or- Maintain Your Sanity
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 2:53 pm
by oldr_n_wsr
I'll take "Maintain Your Sanity" for $200 Alex.
Re: Caption This? -or- Maintain Your Sanity
Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 2:47 am
by dales
Re: Caption This? -or- Maintain Your Sanity
Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 3:03 am
by Joe Guy
Obama: Well, now we uh... both farted. It's just a waiting game from here on...
Putin: He won't realize that my farts have sarin in them until it's too late. Take that, American weakling!!
Re: Caption This? -or- Maintain Your Sanity
Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 3:12 am
by Econoline
Even better:
Obama: Well, now we uh... both farted. It's just a waiting game from here on...
Putin: He won't realize that my farts have sarin in them until it's too late. Take that, American weakling!!
Obama Heh heh, they were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to sarin...
it s your day in the barrel, Barack...
Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 5:59 pm
by wesw
"Barack, i m sorry that you don t want to get in the barrel. you should have thought of that before you availed yourself of it s services all week".
"now, get in , or I put you in..."
Re: Caption This? -or- Maintain Your Sanity
Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 6:46 pm
by oldr_n_wsr
What should we talk about now?
Re: Caption This? -or- Maintain Your Sanity
Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 8:43 pm
by Econoline
"Let's see now.......ummmmm........hmmmmm,,,,,,,,,uh, no, *I* can't think of anyone who's a bigger asshole than Trump, either..."
Re: Caption This? -or- Maintain Your Sanity
Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 8:29 pm
by oldr_n_wsr
So which obamacare plan were you thinking of purchasing?
Re: Caption This? -or- Maintain Your Sanity
Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 9:09 pm
by Joe Guy
Putin: Can we watch something else besides The Jeffersons?
Re: Caption This? -or- Maintain Your Sanity
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 2:51 pm
by oldr_n_wsr
Rock, paper, scissors?
Re: Caption This? -or- Maintain Your Sanity
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 3:11 pm
by Bicycle Bill
oldr_n_wsr wrote:Rock, paper, scissors?
Nyet!! Rok, bumaga, nožnicy, jaŝericy, Spok.
-"BB"-
Re: Caption This? -or- Maintain Your Sanity
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 3:19 pm
by oldr_n_wsr
I ban BB for speaking a foriegn language.
Oh wait, wrong thread
Never mind.

Re: Caption This? -or- Maintain Your Sanity
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 3:40 pm
by Big RR
Don't worry, they'll bring us our ties and belts right after they're inspected.
Re: Caption This? -or- Maintain Your Sanity
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 4:18 pm
by TPFKA@W
Get with the times, it's rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock.