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Pureed chickpeas:



To be fair, at the end he finally does get it right...
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Where is that Ed McMahon intro when you need it?
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Visualize whirled (chick)peas:

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"...and it's even scarier when hummus wears those baklavas!"
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The fact that he finally got it right at the end, makes me think he had a radio earwig in place to help him if he screwed up....

I can see someone on his staff frantically shouting into the microphone connected to his earwig:

"NO Doctor! It's HAMAS...HAMAS!" :D
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Guinevere wrote:Visualize whirled (chick)peas:
I thought it was made with garbanzo beans. 8-)
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Two names for the same legume.
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I've known a few chicks that were known for their amazing garbanzos.
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Fast runners all of 'em, I bet.

(don't post that video you just thought of)

(please don't)
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Result of a high garbanzo diet...

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:roll:
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Yes but Joe.... please don't post that video you were thinking of. I have to repeat this?

(and that photo is repulsive; poor soul)
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