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Gob
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Should be easy to spot

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SAN DIEGO — A man was stabbed by a 400-pound, bearded woman soon after asking a group of people for a cigarette in East Village Wednesday night, police said.

The 39-year-old man walked up to the group on Park Boulevard near K Street about 7:40 p.m., San Diego police Officer Robert Heims said. After asking for the cigarette, a woman walked up to him, told him to get away from her things, and then stabbed him in the neck.

The victim was taken to a hospital with an injury that wasn’t life-threatening.

The assailant ran away heading south on Park. She was described as white and about 400 pounds with a beard. She was wearing a white shirt and jeans.

http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/new ... ded-woman/
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Joe Guy
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The 400 lb woman with a beard yelled to the man, "I don't smoke. Smoking looks stupid! How dare you assume that I am someone who wants to look stupid!" Then stabbed the man and sprinted away at .02 mph...

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"Should be easy to spot"
Unless she shaves off the beard and hides out at a WalMart store.
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Lord Jim
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a 400-pound, bearded woman
Now, you cruel people are both fat shaming and follicle shaming... :evil:

A 400 pound bearded woman is a vision of loveliness...a beautiful human being...

A courageous person, whose "differentness" we should celebrate rather than mock....
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The San Diego County Sheriff’s Department is assuring everyone that once they get sketch artist, Deputy Mike Moeller, on the case they'll have the perp in custody in no time. Meanwhile, they've cordoned off almost the entire block, and are searching behind any large objects they find.
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