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Two blondes meet up for coffee and one asks the other what she has been up to.

"I had sex with two Brazilian guys last night", she said. "Wow - I've never even met that many guys" replied the other.

Is the punch line to follow TPFKA@W?

SEVERAL years ago Mrs. Mc worked as a computer programmer for a major corporation. You know, one of those brainiac geek types who'd rather write code than eat. Someone who grew up during the era of dumb Dora jokes (before my time) complained that they were offended by blonde jokes. Her name was Dora. Dora happened to be blonde. An edict went out from management that blonde jokes were no longer to be told in the workplace. Mrs Mc, who has always been blonde except for a brief time when her hair started growing back after chemo, raised her hand and asked the boss "Can we tell them to each other"?

I have noticed that there are a lot more blondes my age now than there were when I was 30. I'm glad I snagged mine back then.

TPFKA@W wrote:Two blondes meet up for coffee and one asks the other what she has been up to.

"I had sex with two Brazilian guys last night", she said. "Wow - I've never even met that many guys" replied the other.

Actually, that goes back to the days of the Gulf War.  The SecDef told President Bush that the coalition had just been promised 200 Brazilian troops.
President Bush was reported to have asked, "And how many is a brazillion?"

-"BB"-

My next door neighbor is married to a Brazilian woman. I had no idea he was a polygamist!!

I heard the same Gulf War II era joke but slightly differently. SecDef to GWB: "Three Brazilian troops were wounded last night." GWB looks suitably saddened. "Remind me: exactly how many is a brazillion?"

MG McAnick wrote:Is the punch line to follow TPFKA@W?

SEVERAL years ago Mrs. Mc worked as a computer programmer for a major corporation. You know, one of those brainiac geek types who'd rather write code than eat. Someone who grew up during the era of dumb Dora jokes (before my time) complained that they were offended by blonde jokes. Her name was Dora. Dora happened to be blonde. An edict went out from management that blonde jokes were no longer to be told in the workplace. Mrs Mc, who has always been blonde except for a brief time when her hair started growing back after chemo, raised her hand and asked the boss "Can we tell them to each other"?

I have noticed that there are a lot more blondes my age now than there were when I was 30. I'm glad I snagged mine back then.

The punchline is intact and posted. It took me a minute but I got it.

I dunno, I always scored highly on reading comprehension on those ineptitude tests in school. Maybe I'm too literal in my interpretation of the printed word. With other's explanations I understand now.

MG McAnick wrote:... Maybe I'm too literal in my interpretation of the printed word. With other's explanations I understand now.

That's exactly how I read it, too. A "Brazilian" is someone from Brazil, period.

Now that the joke has been revealed, it's really not that funny.

RayThom wrote:

MG McAnick wrote:... Maybe I'm too literal in my interpretation of the printed word. With other's explanations I understand now.

That's exactly how I read it, too. A "Brazilian" is someone from Brazil, period.

Now that the joke has been revealed, it's really not that funny.

That's why the best jokes are TOLD rather than written out.

-"BB"-

that s why I started using emoticons sometimes.

my tone is often misunderstood, I think.

my jokes are often subtle. those who has ears, let him hear....

my jokes are often subtle.

I suppose that's one word for it...

I have noticed that there are a lot more blondes my age now than there were when I was 30.

I married a brunnet and now I am married to a blonde.

So, oldr...do blondes have more fun?

Yes we do (I am blonde also, at least I was when I had hair. )

Way before Mrs Mc I dated another blonde. She had two blonde sisters and one brunette. The brunette became a nun. I always figured that was proof enough.

Bit of an extreme reaction to seeing you date her sister. Maybe it was self-preservation?

And, having made that choice of lifestyle, there's no kicking the habit.

I prefer redheads myself.

"Your love-life is dead, unless you've gone red."

-"BB"-