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Gob
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Police responding to a 999 call in Swansea discovered they had been summoned by a cat.
Ginger's owner Howard Moss was fast asleep in bed when he was woken by officers banging on his front door.

After letting them in during the early hours of Tuesday they found the pet reclining next to the unhooked phone with one of his paws on the keyboard.

Mr Moss said police took the false alarm in good humour and Ginger was unaware of the commotion he had caused.

The retired lecturer said it was only recently Ginger had started sleeping on the table next to the phone.

He said he was fast asleep in bed when police knocked on his door.

They had received a 999 call from his home in Brynmill but no message had been left.

"I was puzzled because I was alone in the house and fast asleep," he said.

"I didn't know what was going on to be honest.

"The phone was slightly off the hook and Ginger had one of his paws on the phone keyboard."

He said police quickly came to the conclusion that it must have been Ginger who had dialled 999.

"He has never dialled a phone number before but the chances of it happening must be so small."

South Wales Police confirmed that officers had responded to an emergency call early on Tuesday.

"It would appear that the call was made as a result of a family cat laying across the phone," said a spokesman.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-sout ... s-11962187
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It minht be a skill that would come in handy during a catastrophe.

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@meric@nwom@n wrote:It minht be a skill that would come in handy during a catastrophe.
Terrible.

I can't believe the owner was awakened yet the cat wasn't...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is

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keld feldspar wrote: I can't believe the owner was awakened yet the cat wasn't...
He was probably catatonic.

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Long Run wrote:
keld feldspar wrote: I can't believe the owner was awakened yet the cat wasn't...
He was probably catatonic.
It's a fucking cat what do you really expect.
I expect to go straight to hell...........at least I won't have to spend time making new friends.

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Cataplexy?
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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That was one of the reasons the USA went to 9-1-1 for emergencies. Less chance of accidental dialing.

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Good thing the cat didn't attack the police officers when they came in....

She'd be guilt of felineous assault....
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Lord Jim wrote:Good thing the cat didn't attack the police officers when they came in....

She'd be guilt of felineous assault....
That'll get you life in prison in Katmandu.

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It could have been a cat burglar.
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The Purrrrrfect crime!

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Thiss thread has turned into a catastrophe. :(
Treat Gaza like Carthage.

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