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Mr. Grinch...

Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 8:30 pm
by Lord Jim
Time to do my best Boris Karloff again....

Every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot...

But The Grinch....

Who lived just north of Whoville..

Did NOT

Great lyrics:


You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.

I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.

The three words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote:

Stink! Stank! Stunk!

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.

Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,

Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss.
Mr. Grinch.

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!


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Re: Mr. Grinch...

Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:12 am
by loCAtek
I've always wondered ...where exactly is Whoville? Some stories say it's on a speck, on a clover; so small you can't see it; others say it's (normal-sized) in a valley beneath some mountains (notably the Grinch's) that is accessible to Santa Claus.

Re: Mr. Grinch...

Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:14 am
by dales
Jim, you swine!

Now that song is stuck in my head!

Re: Mr. Grinch...

Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 12:33 am
by Lord Jim
Just had to play it a a second time...

My apologies... 8-)

Re: Mr. Grinch...

Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:49 am
by @meric@nwom@n

Re: Mr. Grinch...

Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:35 am
by BoSoxGal
I think I am going to use this as the new comeback to opposing counsel who irk me:
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!

Re: Mr. Grinch...

Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:49 pm
by Daisy
loCAtek wrote:I've always wondered ...where exactly is Whoville? Some stories say it's on a speck, on a clover; so small you can't see it; others say it's (normal-sized) in a valley beneath some mountains (notably the Grinch's) that is accessible to Santa Claus.
It's on a speck... haven't you seen Horton Hears a Who?

Re: Mr. Grinch...

Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 3:35 am
by loCAtek
So, the Grinch is on a Speck too?
Who'd a thunk it, O Who whudda knew?
Maybe the lorax is,
and the Sneetches and trees,
maybe there's room for the whole Gerald's Zoo?
We could all be on specks,
both me and you.

Re: Mr. Grinch...

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 8:50 pm
by oldr_n_wsr
We could all be on specks,
both me and you.
Considering the size of the universe, we are on a speck.