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I chose to live my life by the motto, 'My enemy's enemy is my friend.'

Unfortunately, as it turns out, my enemy is his own worst enemy.

So, I have to invite him to barbecues.'
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Yes, I'd be a lost soul if I didn't live by mine: 'A wet duck never flies at night.'

Over the years it has saved me from many personal crises.
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I like "May This House Be Safe From Tigers"

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Mine is: "Ralph Kramden; as amusing as a sebaceous cyst"
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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Mine is increasingly becoming: Never do today that which can be put off until tomorrow.

I also like: Surly to bed, surly to rise.


Oh, and no good deed goes unpunished.
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"Look before you leap" and "He who hesitates is lost"....

MajGenl.Meade wrote:Mine is: "Ralph Kramden; as amusing as a sebaceous cyst"
"Leonard Coma has the singing talent of a screeching peacock"...
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Don't just do something, stand there.
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Yes, I know the latin is fake and nonsensical.
Death is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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I was trying to explain to my wife the other day who Red Green is
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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Quanti canicula ille in fenestra
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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Fabricati Diem, Punc
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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Bicycle Bill wrote:Quanti canicula ille in fenestra
Una cum moventes caudam? Arf... arf!
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TPFKA@W wrote: I also like: Surly to bed, surly to rise.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

My personal motto is, "Every day is one day closer to the grave."
GAH!
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Illegitimi non carborundum


Oftentimes easier said than done. :?
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
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"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose
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Nihil bonum sicut pun
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My other motto is "Gah!"
GAH!
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Non Impediti Ratione Cogitationis
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MajGenl.Meade wrote:Fabricati Diem, Punc

I love that one. Classic Terry Pratchett.
Death is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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Sue U wrote:My other motto is "Gah!"
I prefer "ACK!!!"
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