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A bit of a twist on the tendency of men to give nicknames to their dicks - make it a movie title.

It could be a brag (Big), an extreme brag (Anaconda), or something more playful (Free Willy). It could speak to form (The Color Purple) or function (Deep Impact).

Multiple entries are encouraged.

So as not exclude anyone, ladies who wish to describe their vaginas with a movie title are encouraged to do so. So long as no one uses A Fish Called Wanda.
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose

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King Kong.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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The Big Lebowski -- "the Dude" for short, if you will.
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The Chosen
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose

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Scooter wrote:Multiple entries are encouraged.
The Right Stuff ?
Dr. Strangelove ?
Little Big Man ?
The Magnificent 7 ?
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10 ?
Ocean's 11 ?
300 ? (since most of the world uses the metric system)

Scooter wrote:So as not exclude anyone, ladies who wish to describe their vaginas with a movie title are encouraged to do so. So long as no one uses A Fish Called Wanda.

I would hope that There Will Be Blood might also be off-limits...? :mrgreen:
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Much Ado About Nothing

(Was that a movie?)
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Moby Dick.

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For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts

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Big RR wrote:Moby Dick...
... is not a social disease.
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The good, the bad ant the ugly.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Another movie in that series, A Fistful of Dollars, works well for those in porn and/or prostitution.
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For those men who make bad decisions because they are using the wrong head - Dumb and Dumber.
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose

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How about a double feature?

Die Hard & The Revenant

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Or we can go inspirational - Stand and Deliver
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For the ladies: the abyss.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Since it was made into a movie: Midnight Meat Train
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Experience Preferred...But Not Essential

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083911/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

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All the Right Moves 8-)

Pretty in Pink :mrgreen:

No Country for Old Men :lol:

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The Jerk
Personally, I don’t believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

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