A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans', he replies. 'Put them back, it's a waste of money', demands the wife, and so he does and they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband... "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it's half the price.'
Marital bliss
Marital bliss
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Re: Marital bliss
Ah yes... Beer, helping ugly people get laid since about forever.
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Bicycle Bill
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Re: Marital bliss
Just thought I'd weigh in here to say that it's not 100% effective.MGMcAnick wrote:Ah yes... Beer, helping ugly people get laid since about forever.
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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Re: Marital bliss
Well BB, keep giving 'em beer and maybe they'll come around
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