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Marital bliss

Posted: Thu May 12, 2016 10:25 pm
by Scooter
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans', he replies. 'Put them back, it's a waste of money', demands the wife, and so he does and they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband... "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it's half the price.'

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Re: Marital bliss

Posted: Sat May 14, 2016 4:48 am
by Scooter
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Re: Marital bliss

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 11:44 pm
by MGMcAnick
Ah yes... Beer, helping ugly people get laid since about forever.

Re: Marital bliss

Posted: Mon May 16, 2016 2:07 am
by Bicycle Bill
MGMcAnick wrote:Ah yes... Beer, helping ugly people get laid since about forever.
Just thought I'd weigh in here to say that it's not 100% effective.
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-"BB"-

Re: Marital bliss

Posted: Mon May 16, 2016 2:33 am
by MajGenl.Meade
Well BB, keep giving 'em beer and maybe they'll come around