Two women with no particular hair color drove their truck to
a lumberyard. One of them walked into the office
and said, "We need some four-by-twos."
The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"
The woman said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.
She returned a minute later and said,
"Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."
"All right. How long?"
The woman paused for a minute and said,
"I'd better go check."
After a while, the woman returned
to the office and said,
"A long time. We're gonna build a house."