“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
I went down to the beach yesterday.
Dave was there, all by himself and looking like thunder.
What's up, mate? I enquired.
So he tells me - he's been trying to pull birds but they won't give him the time of day so he's off home.
You're daft, I says.
You've got to attract their attention. Get 'em interested, like.
He wants to know how.
Come back tomorrow, I says, only this time, stick a banana down your trunks. That'll draw 'em in all right.
So next day I comes back and there's Dave, standing with his hands on his hips.
He looks right p-d off.
Thanks for the help, he says. Thanks a lot.
Not only is this f-ing banana not helping, the bloody birds won't even sit down within 50 feet of me, you git.
So I told him, didn't I?
You're supposed to put the banana down the front of the trunks
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts