Plan B Forum

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The empty cardboard tube from a roll of toilet paper.

-"BB"-

BB, inside or outside of your trousers?

I went down to the beach yesterday.
Dave was there, all by himself and looking like thunder.
What's up, mate? I enquired.
So he tells me - he's been trying to pull birds but they won't give him the time of day so he's off home.
You're daft, I says.
You've got to attract their attention. Get 'em interested, like.
He wants to know how.
Come back tomorrow, I says, only this time, stick a banana down your trunks. That'll draw 'em in all right.
So next day I comes back and there's Dave, standing with his hands on his hips.
He looks right p-d off.
Thanks for the help, he says. Thanks a lot.
Not only is this f-ing banana not helping, the bloody birds won't even sit down within 50 feet of me, you git.
So I told him, didn't I?
You're supposed to put the banana down the front of the trunks