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That make you want to bitch slap them....

My Number One choice:

"I don't know what it is...no matter how much I eat, I just can't seem to gain any weight...."

Most folks probably don't hear this often, but there are some guys who after you tell them you've had pet bunnies say;

"Did ya know they scream when ya kill'em?"

I still haven't gotten over people using "I'm like" to describe their reaction to something.

For example -

"I'm like...what?"

or

"I'm like... you've got to be kidding."

or

"I'm like... what was he thinking?"

I'll go with Joe on this one.

The word like is the most overused in the English language, or as Hatch would have it;

"Like the word like is like the most like overused like word like in the like English language."

lmao I am posting on Seans behalf on this one......

The rule in our house ...If you cook, the other person cleans up! I as a chef will admit i am not the tidiest of cooks and seem to use most utensils, pots and pans when cooking. Sean surveys the kitchens shakes his head and really dosn't know where to start somedays ALWAYS without fail I comment,

"It looks worse than it it babes" He wants to bitch slap me everyday for that!

The people that really fuck me off are those that use the word 'correct' as a full sentence.

Win, win...

Sean wrote:The people that really fuck me off are those that use the word 'correct' as a full sentence.

You worried they're telling you to revise your statement?

In the Massachusetts accent, "wit" for "with." Makes me grit my teeth.

Crackpot wrote:

Sean wrote:The people that really fuck me off are those that use the word 'correct' as a full sentence.

You worried they're telling you to revise your statement?

Correct!

I'm not giving you any credit for that one it was a slow pitch.

Slow pitch? You rolled it along the ground!

Isn't that what you do in that cricket game? why else would they be called "bowlers"?

Because of their rather fetching traditional English hats of course!

I thought they wore those effeminate baseball caps with masks.

The batsmen wear those. The bowlers were the full three piece suit with bowler hat, umbrella and briefcase.

...except for the fast bowlers. Their hats would fly off when they ran so they wear the bowler hat with sleeves.

If they're carrying a briefcase and an umbrella what do they do shoot the ball out their ass?

Don't be silly, the umbrella is hooked over one arm... Of course the really good bowlers can put the umbrella up and down repeatedly at great speed during their run-up so as to distract the batsman.

Sounds like they could put an eye out.

Hence the face protection on the batsman's helmet!