Dogs vs. Cats

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Dogs vs. Cats

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At least the cat knows better than to put an apostrophe in "craps"
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Did the op change, or are you imagining grammar errors where they don't exist?
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hunt and retrieve for IT IS owner. . . . protect IT IS owner

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A cat craps in a box and covers it up so its person doesn't have to get up and let it outside (or take it for a walk if they live in an apartment) at 2:00 AM when it needs to crap.

A dog will eat crap out of a cat's box. I've seen them do it, more than once. They don't even have to be hungry.

A cat can be left alone for several days with extra food and water. A dog has to be boarded at a kennel or have someone care for it while its master is away. If you put three days worth of food in a dog's dish, they will eat it ALL in one sitting, and probably get sick and puke on the carpet.

Dogs have masters.
Cats have staff.
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A cat craps in a box and covers it up so its person doesn't have to get up and let it outside (or take it for a walk if they live in an apartment) at 2:00 AM when it needs to crap.
My dog hasn't had to go out any time during the night since he was about 6-9 months old.

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What if you dog has the runs?

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Dogs and cats both taste of chicken.
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oldr_n_wsr wrote:My dog hasn't had to go out any time during the night since he was about 6-9 months old.
Now you know why it stinks behind your couch... :mrgreen:

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Burning Petard wrote:hunt and retrieve for IT IS owner. . . . protect IT IS owner
My brain wasn't working and I missed Meade's joke. I get it now and see the errors, thank you. :ok
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Thank yew. Thank yew very much. Cats are obviously smarter than dogs because cats don't brown-nose humans every minute of the day.
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