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At least the cat knows better than to put an apostrophe in "craps"

Did the op change, or are you imagining grammar errors where they don't exist?

hunt and retrieve for IT IS owner. . . . protect IT IS owner

A cat craps in a box and covers it up so its person doesn't have to get up and let it outside (or take it for a walk if they live in an apartment) at 2:00 AM when it needs to crap.

A dog will eat crap out of a cat's box. I've seen them do it, more than once. They don't even have to be hungry.

A cat can be left alone for several days with extra food and water. A dog has to be boarded at a kennel or have someone care for it while its master is away. If you put three days worth of food in a dog's dish, they will eat it ALL in one sitting, and probably get sick and puke on the carpet.

Dogs have masters.
Cats have staff.

A cat craps in a box and covers it up so its person doesn't have to get up and let it outside (or take it for a walk if they live in an apartment) at 2:00 AM when it needs to crap.

My dog hasn't had to go out any time during the night since he was about 6-9 months old.

What if you dog has the runs?

Dogs and cats both taste of chicken.

oldr_n_wsr wrote:My dog hasn't had to go out any time during the night since he was about 6-9 months old.

Now you know why it stinks behind your couch...

Burning Petard wrote:hunt and retrieve for IT IS owner. . . . protect IT IS owner

My brain wasn't working and I missed Meade's joke. I get it now and see the errors, thank you.

Thank yew. Thank yew very much. Cats are obviously smarter than dogs because cats don't brown-nose humans every minute of the day.