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Gee, he usually seems a lot more articulate...

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2016 4:38 pm
by Lord Jim
subject: URGENT NOTICE


JAMES BRIEN COMEY,JR
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.
WASHINGTON DC.

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET.

ATTENTION:BENEFICIARY,

WE HOPE THIS NOTIFICATION ARRIVES MEETING YOUR GOOD HEALTH AND MIND. (FBI) WASHINGTON,DC IN CONJUNCTION WITH SOME OTHER RELEVANT INVESTIGATION AGENCIES HERE IN THE UNITED STATE OF AMERICA HAVE RECENTLY BEEN INFORMED THROUGH OUR GLOBAL INTRLLIGENCE MONITORING NETWORK THAT YOU HAVE AN OVER-DUE PAYMENT IN TONE OF$10,500,000U(TEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS).

IT MIGHT INTERST YOU TO KNOW THAT WE HAVE TAKEN OUR TIME IN SCREENING THROUGH THIS PROJECT AS STIPULATED ON OURPROTOCOL OF OPERATION AND HAVE FINALLY CONFIRMED THAT YOUR PAYMENT/TRANSACTION WITH CITIBANK IS 100% GENUINE AND HITCH FREE FROM ALL FACETS AND OF WHICH YOU HAVE THE LAWFUL RIGHT TO CLAIM YOUR FUNDS WITHOUT ANY FURTHER DELAY. WE WILL FURTHER ADVISE THAT YOU GO AHEAD IN DEALING WITH CITIBANK ACCORDINGLY AS WE WILL BE MONITORING ALL THEIR ACTIVITIES WITH YOU AS WELL AS YOUR CORRESPONDENCE AT ALL LEVEL.

NOTE: IMMEDIATELY IN YOUR BEST INTEREST CONTACT THE REAL BANK CITIBANKIOWA BRANCH ONLY WHERE YOUR FUND IS LAYING,WITH THE BELOW INFORMATION:

BANK NAME: CITIBANK
DEPARTMENT CODE #ZXK95101
ADDRESS:349 EDGEWOOD RD NW CEDER RAPID IA 52405 UNITED STATE.
ATTN:LAMBERT.HUDDLES
(REMITTANCE DIRECTOR)
E-MAIL:lambertlamberthuddless@mail.com

CONTACT THE BANK TODAY AND FURNISH THEM WITH THIS INFORMATION BELOW FOR PROCESSING OF YOUR PAYMENT/FUNDS ACCORDINGLY.

FULL NAME:
CURRENT ADDRESS:
CITY:
SYATE:
ZIP CODE:
OCCUPATION:
DIRECT CONTACT NUMBER:

THANKS YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR ANTICIPATION CO-OPERATION.

BEST REGERDS,
JAMES BRIEN COMEY
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION.
J.EDGAR HO0VER BUILDING
601,4TH STREET,
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE
NW WASHINGTON, D.C.
20535-0001,USA
I think The Director may have drinking problem...

Re: Gee, he usually seems a lot more articulate...

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2016 8:02 pm
by Burning Petard
Gee, do you think that mortgage application office in Cedar Rapids has more than ten million in cash on the premises?

Better call ahead so they can arrange for the armored truck delivery.

snailgate

Re: Gee, he usually seems a lot more articulate...

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2016 10:23 pm
by Bicycle Bill
Current leader of the "Most Spelling and Other Errors in a Scam E-Mail Message" category.
And it's going to take a real doozy to knock this one out of first place....
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Re: Gee, he usually seems a lot more articulate...

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2016 10:32 pm
by Bicycle Bill
Burning Petard wrote:Gee, do you think that mortgage application office in Cedar Rapids has more than ten million in cash on the premises?

Better call ahead so they can arrange for the armored truck delivery.

snailgate
Maybe not in Cedar Rapids.  But they said this was in "Ceder Rapid", so you never know; it's a possibility......

Curiously enough, there actually IS a Citifinancial office at the given address in Cedar Rapids.  It's a storefront in a strip mall, and I think they just deal in personal and consumer loans.
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