We all love puns
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An infection that changes your accent is Streep Throat.
And a trailer for a film about someone with that affliction is a Streep Tease.
And a trailer for a film about someone with that affliction is a Streep Tease.
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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I really wish I had seen him perform live, preferably in the mid-'90s after he had released that song, at least once.
-"BB"-
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I saw him in concert twice--once in the late 70s (right after Bat out of Hell came out) in a small venue (a few hundred people) and the second time around 94. I enjoyed both concerts, but he lost some of his intensity (how could he not?) by the 90s. I recall in the 70s his performance of Paradise by the Dashboard Light was one of my favorite live performances ever (I heard he did the same thing at Monmouth College a few months later and got himself banned from ever performing there again, but I can't vouch it is true).
We all love puns
Mr. Loaf was as much theatre as he was music. As large and out of shape as he appeared -- always sweating -- he was quite kinetic. A true theatrical rock showman.
Oddly, and sadly, some say it was his appearance on the 'Apprentice' that gave our Grifter-in-Chief the inspiration to run for office.
Oddly, and sadly, some say it was his appearance on the 'Apprentice' that gave our Grifter-in-Chief the inspiration to run for office.
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
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Meatloaf managed to evoke sexy even though he was gross - that’s no mean feat.
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
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~ Carl Sagan
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A termite walks into a bar and asks “is the bar tender here?”
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
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People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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I found a couple of boscs I had bought months ago and forgotten about, but they were still ripe. On closer inspection, their sticky tag said they were "Impearishable".
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How do you think the unthinkable?
You crash it into an itheberg.
You crash it into an itheberg.
(Credit Adam-Troy Castro, on Twitter)
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Thath hilariouth.
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Shouldn't that be "crath it into an itheberg"?Econoline wrote:How do you think the unthinkable?
You crash it into an itheberg.(Credit Adam-Troy Castro, on Twitter)
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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Yeth.
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
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When I retire I'm gonna move to Venice and start up a water taxi service to compete with the gondolas. I'll call it Uboat.
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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Did you read about the guy from Minnesota who was hard of hearing? He spent thousands of dollars on travel and hotels to get medical treatment in Egypt for his bad back. It was no more successful than less expensive methods available in the USA but a trusted friend had suggested he try a Cairo practice.
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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That was painfully bad, Meade.
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan