We all love puns
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Just as in other parts of the world I'm sure there are many French people who will be experiencing a bleu Christmas.
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I knew two guys who opened a 'fusion' restaurant. Chinese-Mexican food. They were so successful they started marketing their wares to local supermarkets. That was when they ran into trouble. Manuel wanted the food refrigerator-fresh, but his partner thought it was more cost-effective to freeze it. Or, as the lawyers in the breakup put it, "Mannie is cold, but Chu is frozen."
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If that cow keeps walking like that, it could cause problems with her calves.
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That's bull, Joe. "Bull"
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Oops!
Thanks for steering me in the right direction.
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Kine of you to say so
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I'd say there are enough posts on this subtopic to form a Southwest line, except that won't fly.
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We must pray for Bovine Intervention
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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I fear we have no udder option.
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For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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Bad puns are like herpes even tho many get it almost all don’t want it.
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Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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Edited my last post as fat-fingers and autocorrect turned it incomprehensible and possibly homophonic.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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Tolkien in your sleep is a bad hobbit.
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What's big and gray and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
-"BB"-
An irrelephant.
-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?