We all love puns

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:lol:
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For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts

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Maj Gen'l sir, did your male child show you this? snailgate.

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Ooh! Ooh! I know that one....

E paper clips!

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Burning Petard wrote:
Mon Apr 08, 2024 8:52 pm
Maj Gen'l sir, did your male child show you this? snailgate.
No sir! He's 48 years old and knows better
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Joe Guy wrote:
Mon Apr 08, 2024 10:49 pm
Ooh! Ooh! I know that one....

E paper clips!
So close Joe! Take another crack at it. The light will dawn :lol:
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:lol:

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And here I was thinking this...

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Death is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.

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datsunaholic wrote:
Tue Apr 09, 2024 9:23 pm
And here I was thinking this...

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Oh! Clippy paper!
(Channeling Joe)
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Ooh! Ooh! I know that one too.... You're wrong, Meade!

Eye Paper Clip Binder Paper!

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Just when I had finally forgotten that stupid clippy...

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Maybe this then?
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Ooh! Ooh! I've got this one!

E rings!


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Oh, brother datsun, my experience is blocking my imagination. I am too familiar with the actual intended function of your clips to free my mind into realizing your (I hope) visual pun.

snailgate

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Burning Petard wrote:
Wed Apr 10, 2024 12:24 pm
Oh, brother datsun, my experience is blocking my imagination. I am too familiar with the actual intended function of your clips to free my mind into realizing your (I hope) visual pun.

snailgate

Well, you can buy them Here...
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Are they called total or partial E-Clips?

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It all depends upon where you stand
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Have you heard about the blind Cyclops brothers?
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Neither have I.
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A lot of people have trouble seeing the humor in blind jokes.

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