World's largest hybrid organ headed to S.F.'s Castro Theatre
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A local headline in SF Gate …..
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
rubato
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The Castro is organ friendly. There will be plenty of places to plug into to charge an organ.
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Once upon a time there was a little clownfish who, instead of living among the sea anemones like all the other clownfish, preferred to hang around in the seaweed. He was often heard to say "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"
One day, however, a huge storm blew up and all the seaweed was ripped from its holdfasts and tossed up on the beach, while the anemones, being more compact and with sturdier moorings, were largely unaffected. The poor little clownfish almost died, and sadder and wiser, learned that fronds may come and fronds may go, but anemones accumulate.
The moral of the story, of course, is keep your fronds close, but your anemones closer.
One day, however, a huge storm blew up and all the seaweed was ripped from its holdfasts and tossed up on the beach, while the anemones, being more compact and with sturdier moorings, were largely unaffected. The poor little clownfish almost died, and sadder and wiser, learned that fronds may come and fronds may go, but anemones accumulate.
The moral of the story, of course, is keep your fronds close, but your anemones closer.
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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Now there's some sad things known to man
But ain't too much sadder than
The tears of a clownfish
When there's no fronds around
But ain't too much sadder than
The tears of a clownfish
When there's no fronds around
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People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
-"BB"-
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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I don't get it. When I'm visiting Jersey shore points I see seagulls all over the place -- whether it's the sea or bay side.Bicycle Bill wrote:Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
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IIRC there are plenty of places in the Philadelphia area where you can get a bagel. Just look around.RayThom wrote:I don't get it.
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If I ever finish my autobiographical novel, I’ll be entitling it Seagulls in Montana - on account of my fascination upon arriving to live at the base of the northern Rockies to find seagulls lived even there, many hundreds of miles from the sea/ocean.
Prairie gulls, in fact.
Prairie gulls, in fact.
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
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People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers.
'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
The pharmacist fainted.
"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
-- Author unknown
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"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
-- Author unknown
-- Author unknown
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"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
-- Author unknown
-- Author unknown
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"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
-- Author unknown
-- Author unknown
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"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
"Meet Patty."
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"Meet Patty."
-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?