We all love puns
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Feetloaf
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We all love puns
Big feet... big meat.
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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
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What do you call a short person living in a little cottage in Northern Syria?
Small Kurd.
Small Kurd.
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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Gouda one, BB.
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Cheeses Christ! Teleme another punny joke...
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Please, not another cheese pun. I camembert it.
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-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
We all love puns
BREADSTUFF?
And what's with the Brad Pitt image? I don't get it.
And what's with the Brad Pitt image? I don't get it.
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- Mrs Kafka thought she’d seen the worst
That morning she and Mr Kafka burst
Through Franz’s door and saw the bedding dwarfed
By carapace, and her boy metamorphed –
The worst, at least, until her husband threw
The boy’s aquarium and contents too,
The sea invertebrates he’d been collecting.
“Why …” But Mr Kafka, interjecting,
Growled for every husband’s lost hegemonies:
“With Franz like this, who needs anemones?”
(edited to insert a missing letter in the seventh line)
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I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts