We all love puns

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Feetloaf

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Big feet... big meat.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
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What do you call a short person living in a little cottage in Northern Syria?

Small Kurd.

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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?

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Gouda one, BB.

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Cheeses Christ! Teleme another punny joke...

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Please, not another cheese pun. I camembert it.

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BREADSTUFF?

And what's with the Brad Pitt image? I don't get it.
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  • Mrs Kafka thought she’d seen the worst
    That morning she and Mr Kafka burst
    Through Franz’s door and saw the bedding dwarfed
    By carapace, and her boy metamorphed –
    The worst, at least, until her husband threw
    The boy’s aquarium and contents too,
    The sea invertebrates he’d been collecting.
    “Why …” But Mr Kafka, interjecting,
    Growled for every husband’s lost hegemonies:
    “With Franz like this, who needs anemones?”

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I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
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