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-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?

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:funee: :funee:

And the ducks one - took me a while! Love it: I shall steal it and pretend it's mine.

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...TO BOLDLY CLEAN WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN CLEANED BEFORE!
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‘Earl Grey scented’

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I'm not sure how I would feel about rubbing Jean Luc Picard between my ass cheeks.
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Scooter wrote:I'm not sure how I would feel about rubbing Jean Luc Picard between my ass cheeks.

Oh I think I know exactly how that would make you feel. :mrgreen:
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Scooter wrote:I'm not sure how I would feel about rubbing Jean Luc Picard between my ass cheeks.
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Scooter wrote:I'm not sure how I would feel about rubbing Jean Luc Picard between my ass cheeks.
Won't happen. Jean Luc only goes where no man has gone before.

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You’re thinking of Shatner. Picard was far more picky. He demanded that no one had been there before.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Are you suggesting that a woman may have at one time been up Scooter's butt? There are some assumptions factored into my statement which I thought would allow me to use Shatner's quote and apply it to Picard.

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Joe Guy wrote:
Scooter wrote:I'm not sure how I would feel about rubbing Jean Luc Picard between my ass cheeks.
Won't happen. Jean Luc only goes where no man has gone before.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Every time I read something in this thread I feel like I'm being punished.

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