We all love puns

Got jokes? Funny images? Your tales of disaster? Youtube links?
Post them and share them.
Let the world laugh with you, (more fun if it's at you!)
User avatar
Crackpot
Posts: 11265
Joined: Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:59 am
Location: Michigan

Re: We all love puns

Post by Crackpot »

That’s barely many
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

Methuselah
Posts: 272
Joined: Sun Nov 08, 2020 1:57 am

Re: We all love puns

Post by Methuselah »

Didn't get it until Crackpot put in "many". Thanks.

User avatar
MajGenl.Meade
Posts: 20702
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:51 am
Location: Groot Brakrivier
Contact:

Re: We all love puns

Post by MajGenl.Meade »

Image
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts

User avatar
Bicycle Bill
Posts: 9014
Joined: Thu Dec 03, 2015 1:10 pm
Location: Surrounded by Trumptards in Rockland, WI – a small rural village in La Crosse County

Re: We all love puns

Post by Bicycle Bill »

We all know New York is the Big Apple...
Image
...but does anyone know where the Minneapolis?
Image
-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?

User avatar
MajGenl.Meade
Posts: 20702
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:51 am
Location: Groot Brakrivier
Contact:

Re: We all love puns

Post by MajGenl.Meade »

Here of course . . .

Image
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts

Burning Petard
Posts: 4050
Joined: Fri Feb 12, 2016 5:35 pm
Location: Near Bear, Delaware

Re: We all love puns

Post by Burning Petard »

OK Gen'l, I give up. Just what are those things--salt & pepper shakers? Too much reflection in the shiny metal. Are those tiny holes in the top?

snailgate

User avatar
MajGenl.Meade
Posts: 20702
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:51 am
Location: Groot Brakrivier
Contact:

Re: We all love puns

Post by MajGenl.Meade »

They're mini-sodas
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts

ex-khobar Andy
Posts: 5418
Joined: Sat Dec 19, 2015 4:16 am
Location: Louisville KY as of July 2018

Re: We all love puns

Post by ex-khobar Andy »

I was thinking 'small pops' and I was wondering if we were reeling towards a tasteless joke about a very nasty disease.

User avatar
MajGenl.Meade
Posts: 20702
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:51 am
Location: Groot Brakrivier
Contact:

Re: We all love puns

Post by MajGenl.Meade »

No, it's just the answer to Bill's questionable pun - where Minneapolis? Mini-soda
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts

User avatar
Crackpot
Posts: 11265
Joined: Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:59 am
Location: Michigan

Re: We all love puns

Post by Crackpot »

“Pops”?! You spend a lot of time in Michigan
?
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

Burning Petard
Posts: 4050
Joined: Fri Feb 12, 2016 5:35 pm
Location: Near Bear, Delaware

Re: We all love puns

Post by Burning Petard »

Hey, it ain't just Michigan. Soda is that Arm and Hammer stuff you put in the refrigerator because of the stink, instead of getting rid of the 3 month old left overs.

Asking forbearance from the Gen'l for my senility. I remember the radio program I listened to after getting home from elementary school each day that asked for twenty five cents and a lid-liner from a jar of ovaltine and you could get a secret decoder ring. I wanted it, but not enuff to promise my mother I would consume the jar. I hated the taste of ovaltine. Besides, a quarter was alot of money. Any way I remember asking for clarification from my mother because I was supposed to send it to Many Apples, Many Sodas. At least that is the way I heard it. My mother explained that it did not matter what the address was if I was not gonna drink the stuff.

My mother was more concerned with practicalities over theory.

snailgate

User avatar
BoSoxGal
Posts: 18297
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:36 pm
Location: The Heart of Red Sox Nation

Re: We all love puns

Post by BoSoxGal »

No worries snailgate, the secret decoder ring was a big letdown.



https://youtu.be/6_XSShVAnkY
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan

Burning Petard
Posts: 4050
Joined: Fri Feb 12, 2016 5:35 pm
Location: Near Bear, Delaware

Re: We all love puns

Post by Burning Petard »

Except Ralphie got it wrong. It was not Little Orphan Annie, It was Captain Midnight. But I am pretty sure the message was the same.

snailgate

User avatar
Scooter
Posts: 16540
Joined: Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:04 pm
Location: Toronto, ON

Re: We all love puns

Post by Scooter »

Beware the Ides of March
FB_IMG_1647393048928.jpg
"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."

-- Author unknown

User avatar
Bicycle Bill
Posts: 9014
Joined: Thu Dec 03, 2015 1:10 pm
Location: Surrounded by Trumptards in Rockland, WI – a small rural village in La Crosse County

Re: We all love puns

Post by Bicycle Bill »

Image
Image
-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?

User avatar
MajGenl.Meade
Posts: 20702
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:51 am
Location: Groot Brakrivier
Contact:

Re: We all love puns

Post by MajGenl.Meade »

For LOTR fans. NSFO

I just realized that the riders of Rohan are in fact Irish. When King Theoden gives the order to charge against the Orcs attacking Minas Tirith, he clearly shouts, "Forward Aer Lingus!"
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts

User avatar
Scooter
Posts: 16540
Joined: Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:04 pm
Location: Toronto, ON

Re: We all love puns

Post by Scooter »

TEACHER: Johnny, why is your assignment full of unprintable words?

LI'L JOHNNY: Ma'am, you said to practice cursive writing.
"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."

-- Author unknown

User avatar
Bicycle Bill
Posts: 9014
Joined: Thu Dec 03, 2015 1:10 pm
Location: Surrounded by Trumptards in Rockland, WI – a small rural village in La Crosse County

Re: We all love puns

Post by Bicycle Bill »

I T ' S   S T .   P A T R I C K ' S   D A Y !

Image

E R I N   G O   B R A G H !
Image
-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?

User avatar
MajGenl.Meade
Posts: 20702
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:51 am
Location: Groot Brakrivier
Contact:

Re: We all love puns

Post by MajGenl.Meade »

Musht be shome mishtake, BB

Image
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts

User avatar
Bicycle Bill
Posts: 9014
Joined: Thu Dec 03, 2015 1:10 pm
Location: Surrounded by Trumptards in Rockland, WI – a small rural village in La Crosse County

Re: We all love puns

Post by Bicycle Bill »

I like your idea better....
Image Image Image Image
Image
-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?

Post Reply