We all love puns
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Re: We all love puns
I learned how to make banana splits in Sundae School.
-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
Re: We all love puns
But I like yellow Starbursts!!
Puns are ok, too.
Puns are ok, too.
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
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~ Carl Sagan
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"Why is there a lion and a witch in your wardrobe, Dad?"
"Narnia business, son."
"Narnia business, son."
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Here’s a joke I made up (I know you can’t wait to hear it)
What do you call a group of cephalopods protesting economic inequality?
Octopi Wall Street.
What do you call a group of cephalopods protesting economic inequality?
Octopi Wall Street.
We all love puns
That's a good one, JG.Joe Guy wrote:Here’s a joke I made up (I know you can’t wait to hear it)
What do you call a group of cephalopods protesting economic inequality?
Octopi Wall Street.
Here's an image to go with it.
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
Re: We all love puns
That's what I get for posting my joke on the internet. Someone already stole my idea.
Re: We all love puns
That was certainly my conclusion...
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Okay, here's one that nobody will steal...
What do you call a group of married African American women protesting against Hollywood's unrealistic depiction of married African American women?
Black Wives Fatter.
What do you call a group of married African American women protesting against Hollywood's unrealistic depiction of married African American women?
Black Wives Fatter.
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I'd say that's a pretty safe bet....Okay, here's one that nobody will steal...
We all hate JG's puns
Oh, no, you used the (((FAT))) word to describe women. That's not PC. Have you no shame?Joe Guy wrote:Okay, here's one that nobody will steal...
What do you call a group of married African American women protesting against Hollywood's unrealistic depiction of married African American women?
Black Wives Fatter.
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
Re: We all love puns
"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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I object some more f that is clearly a periodic bench
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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Was this done already?
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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If two people are carnivorous, a vegan restaurant isn't where they would meat.