We all love puns
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People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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"Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable."
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"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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I suppose it's also like Forrest Gump's life or box of chocolates: you never know what you're going to get.
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I was passing a farm and saw a sign out front that said "DUCK, EGGS!"
I thought "That's an unnecessary comma"...then it hit me.
I thought "That's an unnecessary comma"...then it hit me.
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I bet you were shell-shocked.
We all love puns
The yolk was on him.
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
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I really had to scramble to get away from there.
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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You deserve an ovation for cracking the case.
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Now that it's over, easy to stay sunny side up.
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Having central AC installed today by some cool workers.
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I'm not real cool but I have a lot of fans.
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I always envisioned you like this . . .
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Have you been snooping around my neighborhood?
We all love puns
Is that Johnny's relative?Long Run wrote: ↑Wed Jul 08, 2020 8:01 pmI always envisioned you like this . . .
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From the comments in today's Daily Telegraph piece about Yul Brynner, whose 100th birthday would have been this Sunday:
The commenter was Pig Wrestler.Strange that this article didn't mention Brynner's two great passions in life. Firstly, Brynner had a passionate aversion to any form of perfumed, male-grooming lotion and secondly, he was an avid fan of Liverpool F.C. That's why Yul never wore cologne.
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Took a minute, but good one.
We all love puns
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”