Loss of mammary?Econoline wrote:
We all love puns
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We all love puns
That udderly ridiculous.ex-khobar Andy wrote:Loss of mammary?Econoline wrote:
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
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This is a real billboard a bud spotted in Las Vegas:
"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
— God @The Tweet of God
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Took me a second
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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I wonder — who's Ed?Scooter wrote:This is a real billboard a bud spotted in Las Vegas:
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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I would have thought that, of all our posters, you would have had the most experience with ED, Bill.
"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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We all love puns
Use it or lose it, I suppose.Scooter wrote:I would have thought that, of all our posters, you would have had the most experience with ED, Bill.
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
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You don't need to be concerned if there's still lead in the ol' pencil if you don't have anyone to write to.Scooter wrote:I would have thought that, of all our posters, you would have had the most experience with ED, Bill.
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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I was boiling water for tea but forgot about it, and now it's all gone.
It will be mist.
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It will be mist.
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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If it was instant, he suffered!
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
We all love puns -- and jokes
Three college students were talking about who they'd like to be cast off on a desert isle with.
The first one opted for Jennifer Lawrence. The next one chose Charlize Theron. The third man chose Virginia Pipeline.
"Never heard of her," his companions protested.
"Who is she?"
"Why she must be the greatest Italian woman of all, making all the headlines in the newspapers," replied the third man.
"See, here it is on page one: FIVE MEN DIE LAYING VIRGINIA PIPELINE"
(Yuk-yuk! I'm here all week.)
The first one opted for Jennifer Lawrence. The next one chose Charlize Theron. The third man chose Virginia Pipeline.
"Never heard of her," his companions protested.
"Who is she?"
"Why she must be the greatest Italian woman of all, making all the headlines in the newspapers," replied the third man.
"See, here it is on page one: FIVE MEN DIE LAYING VIRGINIA PIPELINE"
(Yuk-yuk! I'm here all week.)
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
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"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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World's wurst driver: Oscar Mayer Wienermobile gets frank warning from officer
^^^^^ Yeah, hot dog puns are the wurst...but if you relish them anyway here's a link to the rest of the story for you. (If this makes your buns warm, just remember to use a condiment.)
^^^^^ Yeah, hot dog puns are the wurst...but if you relish them anyway here's a link to the rest of the story for you. (If this makes your buns warm, just remember to use a condiment.)
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
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Because they lactose.
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Because they lactose.
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?