We all love puns
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"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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Bwahahaha!
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
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Hey — what happens in the pasture STAYS in the pasture!!
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Scientists have determined that Alpha Canis Majoris, otherwise known as the Dog Star, is moving closer to Earth at the rate of 9 miles per second.
Which means at some time in the future, the world will be facing Sirius consequences.
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Which means at some time in the future, the world will be facing Sirius consequences.
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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Re: We all love puns
"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
-- Author unknown
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Re: We all love puns
"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
-- Author unknown
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Re: We all love puns
"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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Re: We all love puns
"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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Make it sew?
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I confess to feeling stupid for not getting that one. I was trying to figure out if some variation of "Engage" was supposed to work.
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We all love puns
Ohh! I thought Picard was saying something like, "where's my ruffler, foot hemmer, and edge stitcher."
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
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Make it sing?
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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Seam me up, Scotty.
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Just happened to look closer at the image in that meme and noticed that there is nothing on the spool pin on the top of the machine.
So where is the thread that one can clearly see stretched across the arm and running down the head to the needle and foot coming from?
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So where is the thread that one can clearly see stretched across the arm and running down the head to the needle and foot coming from?
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People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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I know a great coronavirus pun, but you probably won't get it.
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What does an octogenarian pirate say?
"Aye, matey!"
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"Aye, matey!"
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?