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Re: We all love puns

Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2022 3:17 am
by Crackpot
That’s barely many

Re: We all love puns

Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2022 5:14 am
by Methuselah
Didn't get it until Crackpot put in "many". Thanks.

Re: We all love puns

Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2022 2:59 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
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Re: We all love puns

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2022 9:20 am
by Bicycle Bill
We all know New York is the Big Apple...
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...but does anyone know where the Minneapolis?
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Re: We all love puns

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2022 9:42 am
by MajGenl.Meade
Here of course . . .

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Re: We all love puns

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2022 12:04 pm
by Burning Petard
OK Gen'l, I give up. Just what are those things--salt & pepper shakers? Too much reflection in the shiny metal. Are those tiny holes in the top?

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Re: We all love puns

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2022 12:46 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
They're mini-sodas

Re: We all love puns

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2022 2:07 pm
by ex-khobar Andy
I was thinking 'small pops' and I was wondering if we were reeling towards a tasteless joke about a very nasty disease.

Re: We all love puns

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2022 3:05 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
No, it's just the answer to Bill's questionable pun - where Minneapolis? Mini-soda

Re: We all love puns

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2022 4:49 pm
by Crackpot
“Pops”?! You spend a lot of time in Michigan
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Re: We all love puns

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2022 9:19 pm
by Burning Petard
Hey, it ain't just Michigan. Soda is that Arm and Hammer stuff you put in the refrigerator because of the stink, instead of getting rid of the 3 month old left overs.

Asking forbearance from the Gen'l for my senility. I remember the radio program I listened to after getting home from elementary school each day that asked for twenty five cents and a lid-liner from a jar of ovaltine and you could get a secret decoder ring. I wanted it, but not enuff to promise my mother I would consume the jar. I hated the taste of ovaltine. Besides, a quarter was alot of money. Any way I remember asking for clarification from my mother because I was supposed to send it to Many Apples, Many Sodas. At least that is the way I heard it. My mother explained that it did not matter what the address was if I was not gonna drink the stuff.

My mother was more concerned with practicalities over theory.

snailgate

Re: We all love puns

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 12:36 am
by BoSoxGal
No worries snailgate, the secret decoder ring was a big letdown.



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Re: We all love puns

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 1:02 am
by Burning Petard
Except Ralphie got it wrong. It was not Little Orphan Annie, It was Captain Midnight. But I am pretty sure the message was the same.

snailgate

Re: We all love puns

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2022 1:16 am
by Scooter
Beware the Ides of March
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Re: We all love puns

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2022 2:45 am
by Bicycle Bill
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Re: We all love puns

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2022 1:26 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
For LOTR fans. NSFO

I just realized that the riders of Rohan are in fact Irish. When King Theoden gives the order to charge against the Orcs attacking Minas Tirith, he clearly shouts, "Forward Aer Lingus!"

Re: We all love puns

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2022 3:12 am
by Scooter
TEACHER: Johnny, why is your assignment full of unprintable words?

LI'L JOHNNY: Ma'am, you said to practice cursive writing.

Re: We all love puns

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2022 7:29 am
by Bicycle Bill
I T ' S   S T .   P A T R I C K ' S   D A Y !

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E R I N   G O   B R A G H !
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Re: We all love puns

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2022 10:37 am
by MajGenl.Meade
Musht be shome mishtake, BB

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Re: We all love puns

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2022 1:12 pm
by Bicycle Bill
I like your idea better....
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