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stealing

Is that something the good doctor told you, Econo?

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That's shocking news.

Were you charged for that information?

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Watch the battery closely, sometimes that result can cause the battery to get amped up.

I walked into Battery World and asked for a specific battery.

The guy said “Is it for a clock?”

I said “I don’t know, that’s why I need a battery!!”

Cute punchline, but the musician in me cannot allow these two errors to go unchallenged.
   ● A piece of music showing a key signature of two sharps is considered to be in D-major, not B-minor.
   ● And while it's true that B-minor is the relative minor key to D-major and also has two sharps, it's not possible to determine if a composition is major or minor from a blank staff.  One must see the notes themself to determine the tonic chord.

I will ignore, this time, the misplacement of the second sharp in the key signature, which should be in the space above the third line, not on the line itself.  This is, after all, just a cartoon.

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If it had bells and kerchiefs, it might be a Morris minor

Hasn't there been enough of this eggcessive violence in society?

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Oh, c'mon...can't you take a yolk?

He will be forever remembered for his contributions to public service ....



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Rumors are circulating that a major online financial entity will replacing its current head with the administrator of a Catholic women's religious organization in an attempt to revitalize the company.

The business community awaits further confirmation of the new PayPal nun CEO.

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