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That deserves a withering response.

Long Run wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 12, 2023 10:39 pm

That deserves a withering response.

I'm responding and not even going to bill you for it....

And I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know
Hey, I should have left this one alone
Ain't no sunshine when cheese gone....

Econoline wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 21, 2023 11:00 pm

Since an apple is not a perfect circle or sphere, is apple pi still approriate?

-"BB"-

Which reminds me, I've always wondered why nobody ever explained to Jim Croce that you can put thyme in a bottle.

-"BB"-

I think Vladimir (right) is saying: "Are you peeing?"

And Estragon is saying: "Just give me a minute, will you."

(Autocorrect changed that to Estrogen. There's a joke there but I'm not going to risk it.)

I started a big pot of navy bean soup before I logged in here. It reminded me of a question i heard more that 10 years ago, so I know I did not see it here first.

Why does a good bowl of navy bean soup have 239 beans?





because one more bean and it would be too farty.

snailgate.

I started a big pot of navy bean soup before I logged in here. It reminded me of a question i heard more that 10 years ago, so I know I did not see it here first.

Why does a good bowl of navy bean soup have 239 beans?





because one more bean and it would be too farty.

snailgate.

I recall that joke about Irish stew (I don't recall if it Irish Stew has any beans, but the accent helps the pun).

Knock knock
who's there
Irish stew
Irish stew who?
Irish stew in the name of the Law!

Is a bad rainbow an arch criminal?