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We all love puns

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 7:53 pm
by RayThom
Bicycle Bill wrote:Did you hear the police are on the lookout for a psychic midget who is accused of defrauding his customers?...
HEHE...HEHE...HEHE. BB said "midget."
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BTW -- this same little person sued his township for building the sidewalks too close to his ass.

Re: We all love puns

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 8:06 pm
by Joe Guy
You'd think as a medium midget he would have seen that sidewalk thing coming. He's obviously short-sighted.

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Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 8:57 pm
by Scooter
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Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 9:03 pm
by Scooter
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Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 9:56 pm
by Scooter
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Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 11:01 am
by Scooter
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Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 5:15 pm
by Scooter
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Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 8:27 pm
by Joe Guy
Who's the small organist that made the 'playing in a cathedral' comment?

Korla Pundit?

Re: We all love puns

Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2019 8:23 am
by Econoline
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Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2019 8:32 am
by Bicycle Bill
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(but if the dinosaur hadn't stopped him in time, it would have been a Tyrannosaurus wrecks..... )
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Re: We all love puns

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 12:41 am
by Joe Guy
I think this probably fits in this thread....

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Re: We all love puns

Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 2:38 pm
by Bicycle Bill
Bible scholars have found reference to computers in the Old Testament — specifically in Exodus, chapters 19 and 20, when Moses went to Mt. Sinai and received the Ten Commandments.

It is the first recorded instance of someone downloading a file from the cloud onto a tablet.
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Re: We all love puns

Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:54 pm
by Econoline
Have you ever noticed that Mick Jagger never wears sweaters with unsightly holes in them? It's because a rolling stone gathers no moths.

Re: We all love puns

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 1:17 am
by Bicycle Bill
If you're ever attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
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Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 3:38 am
by BoSoxGal
:lol: :ok

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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:24 pm
by Long Run

Pink Floyd love puns

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:50 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
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Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 11:05 pm
by Econoline
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Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2019 12:54 am
by Lord Jim
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Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2019 3:59 pm
by Bicycle Bill
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